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Johnson's Mission To Ukraine Fails To Find Out If They've Been To Peppa Pig World

Today Mr Johnson has spent the day in Ukraine hoping to establish whether or not members of the Ukraine Government have recently visited Peppa Pig world. Despite raising the question in several speeches as well as directly asking senior Government Ministers he has failed to get any answers beyond blank looks and brief consultations with nearby aids.

Immediately on his return home Mr Johnson established contact with the UK Peppa Pig world hoping to send additional Peppa Pigs to Ukraine to help then in what he has established is their time of great need. No 10 later released a statement "How can the country appreciate all the West has to offer if nobody has yet had the opportunity to spend the afternoon at Peppa Pig World?"

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