Kangaroo anus refuses to go anywhere near Matt Hancock




A kangaroo anus with a keen sense of integrity and a moral compass has refused to have anything to do with Matt Hancock. 'I've got dignity, you know,' said the anus.


'That man is absolutely disgusting and I won't go anywhere near him. He makes me sick, even though he isn't in charge of the health service any more. And I feel such overwhelming shame that I've been connected with him in any way.


'Most of all, I feel sorry for his poor wife. She's had to put up with even more sh*t than me.'


In unrelated news, a lucrative kangaroo anuses contract has been awarded to Matt Hancock's pub landlord.


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