King for sale, hardly used

UK selling King to raise emergency cash for much needed night out, and also with view to saving money by dropping Kingdom part of name.

High mileage. Non-runner. Needs work. Battery not included.

Full service history. See complete, multiple-duplicated Daily Express records. Some photos may have been augmented.

Comes with second-hand Queen for free. Ideal for anyone looking to complete part of broken up set. Those seeking 1980s-style Princess will be disappointed.

No obligation to take on costly responsibilities of piss-artist formerly known as Prince.

Will consider trade-in for Canadian Prime Minister.

No time wasters.

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