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Migrants were moved off barge due to bacteria fears



The migrants who were moved off the Bibby Stockholm today and onto the beach, were moved due to bacteria fears. However the migrants were later told to get off the beach, due to bacteria fears.


Subsequently the migrants, who had obeyed the previous command were told to get out of the sea, due to really seriously bacteria fears, and were relocated to Sid's cafe (est 1985) and given food vouchers.


Migrants were then advised to leave Sid's Caff, due to bacteria fears.





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