National Lottery unveils 'what will Trump do next?' game

US ConstitutionBritain's National Lottery has unveiled a new contest based on the next power-crazed thing that comes into Donald Trump's tiny mind.

'We're playing for high stakes here,' said a spokes-scratchcard for the organisation.

'For instance, had we been playing the game last month and someone guessed that Trump would start a war with Iran, they would have scooped half a million quid.

'From now on, if you correctly guess that Trump will suspend the US constitution and make himself life president, you'll get £1 million.

'A correct prediction that he will start arresting political opponents, critical journalists and comedians who mock him will get you £2 million.

'And there's a grand prize of £5m for accurately betting Trump will carry out a nuclear strike on Iran to try and force its surrender.

'These would clearly be terrible outcomes, but rest assured that all the proceeds from this exciting game will go to good causes, such as sending food parcels to Jimmy Kimmel.

'Oh, and anyone who made a bet that Trump would threaten to bomb Iranian power plants - a straight-up war crime - gets this week's bonus prize of £75,000.

'We suggest that the lucky winner could use the prize money to build a nuclear bunker in their back garden.'

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