On the fifth strike of Xmas, my surgeon withheld from me...
"On the fifth strike of Xmas, my surgeon withheld from me..."
"Five swollen things!!!
Four colonoscopies, Three French enemas, Two tonsil removals (-done with surgical gloves)
And one partial hip replacement in a pear-shaped knee!"
Image: Engin_Akyurt - Pixabay
