One bad apple not spoiling the barrel because the rest are truly rancid

Some newly elected bad apples have barely had time to fester and stink up the place before being forced to resign over being really bad apples. These apples were bitter and disgusting and wouldn’t even have made the grade for a supermarket's own brand cider.

The curiously well-funded orchard - where these bad apples are grown - have tried to claim that, despite a few bad apples, the rest of the barrels are unaffected. That is despite the putrid stench caused by all the things those apples have done, said and posted online.

A cursory inspection revealed that the bottom of these barrels have not yet been fully scraped, so more waves of as yet unimaginable filth seem crushingly inevitable.

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