An exasperated nurse said: 'Of all the places to put a hospital. I mean, what are the chances? I thought it was a wine cellar.'
Much of the blame has been placed on the architect, who specializes in retirement bungalows, built on top of munition dumps. Israel claims any underground network is the work of Hamas, but Hamas say it is just very large rabbits.
The fact that no tunnels have been found yet has not disheartened the IDF: 'Of course we know where to bomb. We just look for the top of a kid's head. Tough on dandruff, tough on the causes of dandruff.'