Polanski once said “I’ll just be a minute” but actually took longer
- eppursimuove
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Reports are emerging that crazy extremist Zack Polanski, who has the gall to lead a political party that might do well in yesterday’s elections, once told someone “I’ll just be a minute” but actually took longer.
A piece in today’s Timesegraph quotes an unnamed source saying “We were going for a drink after work, and he quite clearly said ‘I’ll just be a minute’. So I waited, but in the event he took more than two minutes - almost three, in fact.
”I’m not in any way a bitter, resentful, pathetic excuse for a human being, but I thought your readers deserved to know the truth about the man who may soon have the keys to no 10.”
There are also allegations that Polanski once left dirty dishes in the sink despite promising to do the washing up, made tea with a spoon that had been used for coffee without rinsing it, and even squeezed the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
The article went on to say that being Jewish in no way proved that Polanski isn’t antisemitic, adding “That’s just the sort of clever thing they do.
”He may also be homophobic despite being a poof - though obviously that’s not a word I’d ever use myself.”
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