Putin asks China if he can borrow the Terracotta Army

The Chinese Emperor Qinshihuang had a standing army of thousands of Terracotta Soldiers and Horses who have had a reputation for never retreating even when facing Burial or being taken prisoner.

Now they are going to be exported to the front line In Donbas, where they can be cast into the stationary battlefront, where Putin hopes they will stand their ground.

If they become damaged in the meat grinder, they could still earn their keep after being ground up and recast several times over.

So, 'all the Clay Horses and all the Clay men, Putin could stick back together again.'

Trumpty Dumpty was not available for comment.

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