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Queen tells Boris she'll meet him in Balmoral as she boards plane for Barbados

Her Majesty the Queen is reported to be "wetting herself with laughter" on her flight to Barbados after she notified alleged prime-minister, Boris Johnson, that she would grant him an audience in Balmoral.

A source on the plane with Her Majesty tried to keep a straight face as he reported the plan; "She told him she'd meet him in 'Albert's Folly' - that's three hours trek up Lochnagar, when he gets there he'll find a note saying Her Majesty has gone to Tamarisk on the Isles of Scilly and she'd meet him there in 2 hours. That'll teach him not to tell porkies to the Queen."

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