Satan confirms Netanyahu not dead

A spokesdevil for the horned one said: "We'd be the first to know if he was down here, because someone would have claimed the sweepstake. That said, it's only a matter of time."

Being the greatest war criminal of the century does mean that Bibi will get a prime spot, somewhere between Attila the Hun and James Corden's agent. He will be fast-tracked to the lowest circle of Hell, normally reserved for the inventors of tethered bottle caps and unskippable ads.

Meanwhile, we will continue to see AI videos where Bibi has six fingers. These are not meant to debunk rumours of his death, but to help sell his new range of multi-thumbed gloves.

One demon complained. "We've got all manner of murderers here, but Netanyahu is going to lower the tone". Asked if he would say the same about Jeffrey Epstein, he looked confused. "That guy's terrible but he's not dead either."

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