Skibidi peace process
- deskpilot
- Aug 20
- 2 min read
The Cambridge Dictionary people have decided to add the work skibidi to their dictionary. They define skibidi as ‘a word that can have different meanings, such as 'cool' or 'bad', or can be used with no real meaning as a joke’.
As the word is currently most popular with under-21’s, we’ve decided to see if we can broaden its appeal. Here is our skibidi take on the peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine:
Skibidi president, Donald Trump, is negotiating a skibidi deal with skibidi Russian president Vladimir Putin. A skibidi ceasefire has been proposed, although skibidi Russian forces continue to bomb the skibidi out of Ukraine, aiming to take out their skibidi civilian population and buildings. Straight out of Benjamin skibidi Netanyahu’s playbook.
European leaders have had their own skibidi discussions, and although they don’t have a plan, they do have a skibidi position - which is to moan and bitch at Donald skibidi Trump - but in a very positive and supportive way. The European leaders are worried that if they upset the skibidi president, he will impose more skibidi tariffs and their efforts will all be in the skibidi toilet.
So, as you can see, skibidi is a very useful word and its use can dramatically increase effective communication of the whole skibidi shooting match. Pun intended.
The only problem that we can foresee is that if everyone starts using the word skibidi a lot – including older folk – then the skibidi kids will drop it like a hot potato, and come up with some other new words to make them feel special and different. And next time they might not let on what those words are.
Shocked face emoji, Skull emoji. Aubergine emoji. Have I got that last one right?
