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Snapchat offline is nature healing itself

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An unexpected outage with Amazon and Snapchat has been hailed as the happiest 24 hours since records began. In that time endangered species recovered, the ozone healed and The Beatles reformed.


Peace instantly broke in Gaza, and not that bull$hit Trump peace where everyone still gets shot, actual peace. Cancer was downgraded to a mild cough. And Quality Street went back to making the really large box of chocolates.


Children looked up from their phones and saw the sky for the first time. All was well with the world...until someone thought to download TikTok to fill the time.



Image credit: perchance.org

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