Starmer to Daily Mail: 'Why won’t you love me?'
- stewartbarclay
- May 15
- 1 min read
Sad Sir Keir Starmer been calling the Daily Mail asking the big questions. An excerpt was leaked by an indifferent hate peddler there.
'Hello. It’s me... Keir Starmer… Starmer… S-T-A-R-M-E-R. Yes, that’s right the Prime Minister! What do you mean, "for now"? Look, I’m throwing myself at your feet and begging you… why won’t you love me? All I want is for you to love me. I’m already refusing to scrap the 2 child limit on the child benefit which would lift thousands of children out of poverty. What if I make it a 1 child cap. Or a no child cap? That would make more children poor! What if I personally drowned some small boat refugees? Would you love me then? You'll think about it? Oh that's wonderful!'
'No, I don’t know where Nigel is.'
