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Tories accuse Labour of stealing their dressing up clothes

Following the release of photos of Keir Starmer wearing military fatigues, the Conservatives have accused Labour of 'sneaking in to No 10 and stealing all our dressing up clothes'. Labour have denied the accusation, pointing out that Boris Johnson burst the buttons on the government soldier outfit, forcing Rishi to resort to using an Action Man outfit found in a charity shop.

The Government remains unconvinced as they say they can't find the cowboy outfit, but it was pointed out that the Conservative Party was the cowboy outfit.


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