Mohamed Mansour has criticised the delay between giving £5 million to the Tory party and receiving his knighthood.
A spokesman said 'For £5 million, he could have bought his way to the top of several NHS waiting lists and fed some poor children and still had enough left over to make Nigel Farage say "Up the 'Ra" on Cameo again.
'Amazon prime can deliver a chicken harness on the same day, so why can't this government dispatch a royal with a sword in a couple of weeks?'