Donald Trump's claim that he expects to be arrested on Tuesday has been rubbished as "the ramblings of a deranged old man". A source close to Trump told Newsbicuit that, after listening to an old Craig David CD, he has become more confused than usual. It would seem that Mr Trump has totally lost it and also claimed that he would be making love by Wednesday, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, and chilling on Sunday.
Stormy Daniels was unavailable for comment.