Trump declares ceasefire with Belgium is over
- Jeremynh
- 4 hours ago
- 1 min read
Belgium brought this on themselves," ranted Trump at a NATO meeting in Ankara. "They broke the Memorandum of Understanding whereby if they knocked the US out of the World Cup, we'd bomb the hell out of them.
"And even if they didn't understand this at the time, they sure as hell will when half of Brussels is in ruins.
"I can't deal with them any more, they're scum," declared America's convicted criminal, scumbag president.
"Just give me time to get across the other side of the Atlantic before the bombing starts," draft dodger Trump continued. "War zones play hell with my bone spurs."
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