Trump & Farage: which one’s E.T. and which is Elliott?
- Sully
- Jun 9
- 1 min read
The weird synchronicity between Reform UK and whatever Trump’s outfit should be called has led scientists to a disturbing realisation: maybe Nigel and Donald have a telepathic connection, like E.T. and Elliott.
‘If you recall the film, when E.T. got sick, so did Elliott’, said Dr Mathison of Padgate University. ‘It isn’t clear which one is the extraterrestrial here – neither of them looks especially human. Farage is smaller and has an animatronic face but he doesn’t have an extendable neck or the ability to heal living things. Trump’s broken English is reminiscent of an early E.T. Then there’s Elon – he’s definitely a space cadet.
It’s a conundrum’.
Reform lost their Chairman at the very same time that the Trump / Musk bromance ended, sparking speculation that when Trump takes a dump the shit might flow out of Farage’s arse. Or mouth.
‘Perhaps they both come from outer space? It would explain a lot,’ said Doctor Mathison. ‘Who knows how many aliens we might have living among us. I know a house in London with 650 of them – but I’m beginning to think that foreign planets don’t send us their best. Maybe we need a plan to Stop The Spaceships’.
A NASA spokesman simply sighed and shook his head. This film doesn’t have a happy ending.
Image: Couleur - Pixabay
