Trump launches HickTok for most hopelessly dim supporters
- Jeremynh
- 12 minutes ago
- 1 min read
"HickTok is the social media platform for the President's most fervent, pig ignorant supporters," said a spokes-chatbot for Trump Enterprises.
"These are the millions of American rubes, redneck and hayseeds who've pledged their votes to him for 2028, despite not knowing what year it is now or even what a vote is.
"Because these people - if you can call them that - are functionally illiterate and proud of it, HickTok will show them clips of Trump dad-dancing to YMCA, launching missiles at Iran and abusing the cringing leaders of satellite states."
"We lurrve him," said two newlywed cousins from Squawking, West Virginia, who have signed up to Hicktok.
"He's gonna buy us a pick-up truck and a new hunting rifle," they added, gullibly.
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