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Trump resigns over Ed Davey snub

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The President has cut short his second term, all because the Lib Dems were a bit mean. The US has been plunged into a constitutional crisis because the mighty Ed Davey has said he will not attend a dinner with Mr. Trump – although it is not clear if he was invited in the first place.


Said a Lib Dem aide: ‘Sir Ed had been careful to choose the right moment to fight back against Trump’s Gaza policy. He could have made a speech or voted in protest but oh no – that would have been too easy! Instead he carefully bided his time by dicking around a space hopper for six months and then refused to eat his pudding. Nelson Mandela would be proud.’


Trump is said to be shell-shocked as no one had said no to him - ever (other than half of the electorate). When the US Ambassador was asked if Ed Davey had shaken America to its core, he replied: ‘Who?’



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