Truss dumped Kwarteng with “It’s not you, it’s me” text message



KK - hey how you doing - get the friends reference Liz?


LT - yes Kwasi but not doing well hun


KK - what’s up hun


LT - you know you're my BAE? But it’s not you it’s me - I’m don’t know how to say this


KK - What


LT - I’m going to have to get a new Money man


KK - what do you mean


LT - It’s over Kwasi, can you give back the keys to number 11


KK - Please Liz, please don’t dump me - I’ve only just got back from New York to be specially by your side, I didn’t get a chance to do any Christmas shopping, visit the Friends building, hell I didn’t even get a chance to meet Tom Cruise at the IMF thingy you sent me to. All I got was boring economic talk. Please give me another chance. Pretty Pretty PLEASE.


LT - sorry it’s you or me, and this time it’s you and I’m seeing Jeremy now.


KK - Noooooooooooo


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