'Who cares about rugby? It's just a game for kids in posh English schools, see?' said Dai Griffiths from Gareth Edwards Street, The Eddie Butler Memorial Estate, Llanelli. 'There's boring, isn't it? I'd rather watch the golf, or crown green bowls, or go and have an exciting game of contract bridge' added his friend Alun Thomas, from nearby Barry John Boulevard.
Offered a lift in a Fiat to go and have a Pizza and a nice glass of Chianti, their resolve cracked, as they both burst into tears, sinking to their knees sobbing in close harmony 'Oh, the shame! The shame!'
It's all about the breakdown.