‘Green Cross Coda’, a newly commissioned Public Information Film directed by Quentin Tarantino in reportedly running £40 million over budget. With a body count of 150 and rising, the Home Office is considering pulling the plug, [read...]
Nonagenarian confectionary fan and grandfather of the more famous Charlie, ‘Grandpa’ Joe Bucket has had his Incapacity Benefit stripped after claims about his fitness for work have come under scrutiny.
The self-declared invalid, [read...]
The long-awaited new U2 album ‘U Wi$h!’ is to be released on a nanochip format to be downjected within next Winter’s flu-jab. The revolutionary hardware connects to auditory receptors in the brain drawing enough energy to power playing of the album on an indefinite loop. [read...]
After the cast of Richard Curtis’s nauseating 2003 saccharine-fest Love, Actually reunited to film a short sequel for Comic Relief, people – oh all right, men – all over Britain have been forcibly reminded that some people – oh all right, [read...]
A wealthy, misunderstood castle owner was left facing an uncertain future today after being delisted from AirBandB, following a series of poor guest reviews over the last two centuries. Beast, thought to be aged between 160 and 220, [read...]