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Modern-day nativity ruined as Mary and Joseph submit online tax return

also found myrrh cheaper on Amazon‘Still, everyone loved the Moira Stewart character, and her ‘tax doesn’t have to be taxing’ line really stole the show.’

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Parents of A-Level loser plan own gap year

taking the slow boat to Palookaville‘We’re just leaving him to it’.

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Nation celebrates ‘prettiest A levels ever’

more certificates than ever received A* grades

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Buyers of Che Guevara T-shirts to undergo basic education in irony

‘Focusing on basic history and the concept of irony, the course will address the key thinking deficits that inspired this inexplicable purchase.’

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Creationist school appears out of nowhere

God knows where it came from‘Today the kids have Intelligent Design and Technology in which they have to devise and build their own ark. Then, this afternoon, it’s double pseudoscience followed by flat earth geography.’

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