Germaine Greer buys gorgeous new handbag
Acclaimed feminist icon Germaine Greer set heads turning and tongues wagging today after stepping out with this season’s absolute must-have handbag, the Yves Saint Lauren ‘Cabas Chyc’ leather tote.
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Man so unpopular even Groupon refuses to email him
Tony Norris from Stockport has been unveiled as the UK’s most unpopular man following the decision by Groupon, and even global spam emailers, to refrain from attempting to contact him.
Starbucks customer reconsiders order in desperate bid to impress barista
Jim Nelson, an office worker in Farringdon, decided against placing his usual Starbucks order of creamy Mocha Hazelnut Frappuccino plus a giant Smarties cookie as part of a desperate attempt to impress the coffee shop’s new 23-year-old employee whom he described as ‘the heart-stopping girl of my dreams’.
Action demanded as spirit world becomes plagued with spam
UK spiritualists have defended themselves today following criticism that they have failed to take action to combat the proliferation of spam that is plaguing communications from ‘the other side’.
Pub banter with ‘Gentle Giant’ biker leaves two hospitalised
The incident occurred after the friends, driving home to London after a booze cruise to France, had been misinformed by the pub’s landlord that the bearded 22-stone ex-con Sweeney was ‘one of those big blokes that looks dead scary, but is a great big fluffy teddy bear really’.
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