Delusional couple somehow expecting to still be happy together

Psychiatrists are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their relationship. Many of them have been staggered to learn that the pair seriously expect not to be locked into a downward spiral of loathing after spending such an unnatural length of time together. [read...]


The ‘one’ it ‘always was’ quits due to stress

Harold Robson, 57, has quit his post of making true the popular observation that ‘There’s always one, isn’t there?’, citing stress and exhaustion from overwork. Robson has spent a frantic career being the annoying exception to a broadly benevolent rule and has worked himself into the ground

‘From speeding to cut in at the front of a queue of traffic at a roadworks so I could make it to a wedding to photobomb the pictures and still have time to take my dog for a walk and hang up a bag of poo right next to the dedicated waste bin, [read...]

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