It’s up there with the riddle of the Sphinx and James Corden’s career, but scientists have uncovered the mystery behind all the ‘hole thingies’ on the back on your wide-curved-plasma-HDR-LED-HGV-RSVP-boil in the bag-televisual box. Rather than an assortment of audio/digital connections, [read...]
MyWife plc, a leading supplier of optimised ear-bending solutions for modern women, has announced that it has established a technology alliance with MyMatesGirlfriend Ltd., another major player in this fast-emerging market niche. [read...]
Tim Peake’s insistence on self-reflection after his six-month space journey, nearly two weeks after landing back on earth, is increasingly looking like a tactic to avoid household tasks, confirmed his family today.
‘To begin with, [read...]
The world of genetics has offered up its most staggering revelation yet. Having first hit us with the shock news that humans share about 96% of their DNA with chimpanzees and 50% of it with bananas, [read...]
A school pupil from Hull, who is at risk of failing his GCSEs this summer, has initiated a civil lawsuit against his parents due to ‘unacceptable DNA’. 15 year-old Ben Jones is seeking £1.3 million in damages as an insurance policy against the prospect of long-term unemployment. [read...]