SportBiscuit
Although finishing his competitive career with a disappointing Silver, in the 5,000m, Mo Farah expressed his relief that he no longer needed to maintain the charade of liking meat-substitute fungus. Even Usain Bolt was forced to feign injury in his final race, [read...]
A vomiting bug has hit a number of armchair athletes watching the World Championships – forcing some of them to move to the bathroom. Tamworth’s Andrew Newman is the latest clueless critical gobshite to be struck down with gastroenteritis, [read...]
Brazilian soccer idol, Neymar, has told French journalists that, following his £200 million move from Spanish giants, Barcelona, to Paris Saint-Germain he finally feels confident enough financially to take out a full year’s subscription to Amazon’s premier delivery service, [read...]
Champion rally driver Tim Nicolas has parted company with co-driver Andy O’Brien following a disastrous performance in the FIA World Rallycross Championships at Lyddon Hill. “As a navigator, his directions were hopeless,” an exasperated Nicolas explained. [read...]
With 11 riders crashing out of the latest stage of the Tour de France, Team BUPA-National Accident are strongly placed to come out best in this year’s festival of cycling and surgery. A steady stream of cyclists have been rushing to hospitals around France over the first week of the race, [read...]
