SportBiscuit
There is to be a one day ceasefire in the ongoing Brexit war on 25th December, to allow for a festive game of football between Brexiteers and Remainians. Both sides are expected to climb out of their deeply entrenched positions, [read...]
Footballing authorities have announced that any person purporting to buy an English Premier League football club must have a track record of human rights abuse and/or financial, political corruption. In short, it is imperative that they can evidence being a proper bastard. [read...]
Manchester United star Paul Pogba has started the run up for his next spot kick, sources confirmed today. Based on the most up-to-date analytics, experts expect the next penalty for Man United to be awarded in the 44th minute of the team’s Boxing Day fixture against Arsenal. [read...]
A penitent Lee Ormsby, 41, of Chingford expressed remorse in court and says he now accepts that “gym membership is for life and only God has the power to stop those direct debit payments of £120 a month plus locker fees”. [read...]
Cricketer Ben Stokes is a rather good player, and therefore had better stay out of prison if England ever wants to win this Summer’s test series. Sentiments which seemed to chime with Trial Judge, Mr Justice Auld-Duffer, [read...]
