SportBiscuit
ITV and BBC World Cup football commentary teams have not been doing any specific drills to prepare them for the likelihood of an England penalty shoot-out, it has emerged. The news is coming as a shock to viewers, [read...]
While football’s loss is sumo’s gain, these obesity levels have led to a national shortage in goalkeeping talent. In the future, this could mean that desperate England managers are forced to rely on agility or height as goalkeeping characteristics or worse still – Joe Hart. [read...]
Following a tough recruitment process, Arsenal Football Club is set to announce that its new manager will be the late comedy legend, Dick Emery. Emery’s personality won over the Arsenal board of directors with his toothy grin and suggestive humour, [read...]
England’s national selectors have named an impressively appalling squad of fat, beer-guzzling, xenophobic and homicidally violent morons to head to Russia next month to take on the world. It’s a good mix of youth and experience with younger hooligans expected to spearhead the attack while the older heads will park the bus and prop up… [read...]
A Division 2 footballer was celebrating last night, after receiving the annual spitter of the year prize at the Golden Greenie awards, held in Gobowen. Peter Jones, full back with Port Vale, was commended by a panel of journalists and fellow players for ‘a season of unparalleled nose ejections, [read...]
