SportBiscuit
A penitent Lee Ormsby, 41, of Chingford expressed remorse in court and says he now accepts that “gym membership is for life and only God has the power to stop those direct debit payments of £120 a month plus locker fees”. [read...]
Cricketer Ben Stokes is a rather good player, and therefore had better stay out of prison if England ever wants to win this Summer’s test series. Sentiments which seemed to chime with Trial Judge, Mr Justice Auld-Duffer, [read...]
Satellite broadcaster, Sky, has come under fire today from angry viewers incandescent with rage over its coverage of this year’s Open golf championship. One subscriber called a radio phone-in show, on nutters’ favourite network, LBC, [read...]
A Home Office official stated that “we no longer hold any records of Football’s British citizenship, as all historical records of this kind were destroyed under the orders of a former Home Secretary at some time between 2010 and 2016″. [read...]
The people of Scotland are completely absorbed in this year’s Wimbledon Championship, it has emerged. Despite the withdrawal of home favourite Andy Murray Scots up and down the country are completely engrossed in the tournament in the absence of any other major sporting events taking place at the moment. [read...]
