SportBiscuit
Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing with ten men, tying their shoe laces together and making a paper aeroplane one handed. [read...]
Leeds United manager Marcelo Bielsa could be dismissed after a show of sportsmanship, contrary to the long-established traditions of the football club. The Argentinean will be fired unless he can persuade the Directors that he truly embraces the graceless, [read...]
Subsequently, the man killed three of the cats that were very badly injured by the many dangerous obstacles that he had put in their way. [read...]
A rugby player who always takes the spot kicks for his team has realised that his recent poor form may due to the bizarre run-up he employs. [read...]
In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
