SportBiscuit
Dads who accompany their sons to ballet classes are to be banned if they use abusive and threatening behaviour from the side-lines. The move has come after complaints by other parents and ballet teachers that children are being pressurised and officials threatened by a growing number of angry fathers. [read...]
Famous quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger has been named the new manager of Crystal Palace football club, their fifth in less than a year. The surprise choice explained his strategy in a hastily convened press conference. [read...]
In recognition of their common philosophy of taking a punt on people with little relevant experience and immediately dumping them when they turn out to be a disaster, Crystal Palace Football Club and the White House today announced that the roles of manager of the former and press secretary of the latter will be shared… [read...]
Football commentators including Match of the Day’s Guy Mowbray and Jonathan Pearce have confirmed they would be interested in taking on John Motson’s sheepskin coat once the veteran hangs up his microphone at the end of the season. [read...]
Wayne Rooney, pilloried in the popular press for his extra-marital dalliances, is coming under further criticism, but this time it is not his actions that are under scrutiny, but the scale of them. Dave Keeble, [read...]
