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Boris thought Marcus Rashford was classical Roman orator
It emerged today that Boris’s surprise U-turn on food vouchers for kids during the summer holidays was based on a complete misunderstanding of who Marcus Rashford is. [read...]
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Thousands gather to record chants for use in behind closed doors games
Tens of thousands of football fans will fill Wembley stadium on tonight, not to watch football, but to record chants to be played at high volume over PA systems in ‘behind closed doors’ matches on Saturday. [read...]
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Giggs to wear Fergie mask while he manages United
Having been installed as interim manager of Manchester United after the departure of David Moyes, Ryan Giggs is set to allay fears over his lack of managerial experience by wearing a cardboard mask of Sir Alex Ferguson’s face when he arrives to take training. [read...]
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1908 London Olympics curse suspected
With rumours abounding that there is a curse on the London 2012 Olympic Games following a series of deaths of competing athletes, by a strange coincidence it has been revealed that 100% of athletes who competed in the 1908 London Olympics have also died. [read...]
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‘Fireman was working on his golf handicap’ admits LFB
A leading fireman who should have been at work putting out fires in the London area had gone missing for several weeks earlier in the year ‘in order to work on his gold handicap’ admitted a spokesperson for the LFB The fireman in question missed five important house fires across February and March and left… [read...]