SportBiscuit
A high profile Premier League footballer has revealed his desire to come clean about his middle class roots. He told Gary Lineker: ‘I thought I had muddied the waters enough by having football cliché and anti-elocution lessons to learn me how to speak well-proper like my team-mates and that. [read...]
As international suspicion grows on Russian espionage in Britain, the Football Association has assured fans it is alert to the potential threat posed to the beautiful game by the Kremlin ahead of the World Cup. [read...]
Mo Farah has admitted to winning his Olympic gold medal while high as a kite on amyl nitrate, it has emerged. [read...]
The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) select committee has confirmed that no amount of drugs can make cycling anything more than ‘a glorified paper-round’. While Sir Bradley Wiggins and Team Sky have done their best to cross an ‘ethical line’, [read...]
Middle class journalists have reacted in shock to Wayne Rooney speaking articulately on the subject of Association Football, without once resorting to mimes, crayons, or hurling his own kebab-ridden faeces at fellow presenter, Jamie Carragher. [read...]
