SportBiscuit
As the 2019/20 Premier League season kicks off this weekend, the Labour leader disseminates advice on ‘the beautiful game’ for the militant lefty. Do: Write to a senior civil servant demanding they block the Premier League until the embargo against the free movement of players between clubs is resolved. [read...]
The Army and police have called in obdurate Australian batsman Steve Smith to act as a permanent barrier against millions of gallons of water at the Toddbrook reservoir in Derbyshire, it has been confirmed. The news will come as a relief to thousands of residents in the under-threat village of Marple, [read...]
Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing with ten men, tying their shoe laces together and making a paper aeroplane one handed. [read...]
Leeds United manager Marcelo Bielsa could be dismissed after a show of sportsmanship, contrary to the long-established traditions of the football club. The Argentinean will be fired unless he can persuade the Directors that he truly embraces the graceless, [read...]
Subsequently, the man killed three of the cats that were very badly injured by the many dangerous obstacles that he had put in their way. [read...]
