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Champion rally driver Tim Nicolas has parted company with co-driver Andy O’Brien following a disastrous performance in the FIA World Rallycross Championships at Lyddon Hill. “As a navigator, his directions were hopeless,” an exasperated Nicolas explained. [read...]
With 11 riders crashing out of the latest stage of the Tour de France, Team BUPA-National Accident are strongly placed to come out best in this year’s festival of cycling and surgery. A steady stream of cyclists have been rushing to hospitals around France over the first week of the race, [read...]
The Svoboda family of Slovakia has been thrown into confusion and mutual recrimination after their eldest daughter Vladyanka, 17, announced that she did not want to be a professional tennis player, despite being blonde, highly attractive and seven feet tall. [read...]
Following on from his success at Glastonbury last weekend, Jeremy Corbyn has announced the next date in his summer tour, a talk at the All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club during Wimbledon. Corbyn will address 200 Centre Court Debenture holders in the Renshaw Restaurant between the fish course and the entree, [read...]
During an intense and sustained probing by Andrew Neil, Prime Minister Theresa May has refused to name her favourite football team. ‘Come off it Prime Minister, every politician claims to have a favourite team, even David Cameron claimed to be a fan of Aston Ham Rovers,’ [read...]
