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Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]
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‘Extreme poverty’ unlikely to become an Olympic Sport
While five new sports, including ‘Sepp Blatter Accounting’, are set to be added to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, impoverished activities like ‘ultra-privation’ or ‘uber-penury’ are unlikely to make the cut. In fact, according to the World Bank, [read...]
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Deserts are ideal for running, insists Coe
IAAF Chairman, Seb Coe today launched an astonishing attack on the BBC for their coverage of the World Athletics Championships and in particular on presenter Gabby Logan. The Championships currently underway in Doha, state capital of Qatar, [read...]
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Johnson and Farage to Wrestle in Caviar for Title of “Man of the People”
It’s an image no well-balanced individual wants to have imprinted in their brain, but it would seem that Prime Minister Boris Johnson and jackboot enthusiast Nigel Farage have decided that the best way to decide who gets to be Britain’s official “man of the people” is by holding a caviar-wrestling contest. [read...]
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Jeremy Corbyn’s Premier League do’s and don’ts
As the 2019/20 Premier League season kicks off this weekend, the Labour leader disseminates advice on ‘the beautiful game’ for the militant lefty. Do: Write to a senior civil servant demanding they block the Premier League until the embargo against the free movement of players between clubs is resolved. [read...]