Dazzlingly awful children's Christmas plays are being rehearsed just as parents rehearse their lies about how good the play was and how...

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The government introduced road pricing in the Budget last month. Drivers of EVs will now have to pay extra money for every mile driven. However, like the refunds for delayed train journeys, drivers will be able to claim for a refund if their trip is delayed by roadworks, accidents, bad weather, or acts of God.  And learner drivers will also be able to claim back up to 10,000 miles of practice driving, but only for the 12 months before they passed their practical test. Drivers

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"The last chairman of the Office of Budget Responsibility had to go for being very irresponsible and not agreeing with me," said chancellor Rachel Reeves, stamping her foot and sounding like Queenie in Black Adder. "He refused to tell people that my policies for growing the economy were working and making Britain rich, traitorously arguing that the figures weren't showing that. "This is despite me launching sure-fire policies such as: taxing people more so they have less to s

In a surprising legal manoeuvre, a bare chested, war-painted Boris Johnson has announced that he will request a trial by combat at his...

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Residents of Ashfield in Derbyshire were delighted with the news that their Member of Parliament is no longer the dimmest member of the Reform Party after former MP Jonathan Gullis announced his defection from the Conservatives. "He's never been the sharpest tool in the box," one resident told us," like that time he got caught asking a mate to pretend to be a floating voter who he talked round to voting Conservative, but he looks like Stephen Hawking compared to that pudding.

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"We've entrusted the BBC's governors to oversee our defence against President Trump's libel suit," said a spokes-antenna for the corporation, "and that almost definitely means we'll lose the case and have to pay him a fortune. "With that in mind," continued the spokes-cheque, "we're replacing our regular TV schedule with an exciting new economy line of programmes. "East Enders will be replaced with Ceased Enders, where viewers can watch scene shifters take apart the set on Al

Dear Whoever is currently in charge of the BBC, I was furious again today. The radical BBC again showed how biased it is against the English by wasting time doing some sort of Green Party interview. The Green Party! I mean, they have only ever had one MP and no one likes them. I was trying to listen to Radio 4 to see if they were slating the “Budget” enough, and they decided to do this bit on the extremist, radical Green party. I was disgusted, DISGUSTED! that instead of gett

Animatronic wankstain Jacob Rees-Mogg has been accused of bringing Catholicism into disrepute by the Association of Nonce Priests. Father...