Amazon delivers its first UK bombs by drone

Need some ammunition fast, on a sharp deadline to commit a war crime? Look no further, Amazon can deliver bombs right to your front door or your neighbour's head. Said one UK Minister, 'We've been struggling to export enough death to the Middle East, but thanks to this speedy service, we can now wreck mayhem 24/7. No footsteps. No fingerprints. No awkward conversations within the Hague.'

Using the tagline "Set it. Forget it. Briefly regret it", the drones are the ultimate labour‑saving device—particularly if you don't want witnesses. All the convenience of 21st century shopping, and with none of the peace protestors. Just slightly more moral doubt. Said one manager, 'The market is literally exploding.'

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