Bottoms up the noo!

Scotland flooded to dilute alcohol

Ministers have taken the bold move to release flood waters throughout northern parts of the UK to water down the intoxication of ‘the natives’. At an average 46% proof, experts are saying that most Glaswegians will need to be keelhauled through the River Clyde to be reclassified as ‘Babycham’. [read...]

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