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Our NewsBiscuit theatre correspondent understands that the Tory Party Players intend to stage their own unique production of the 1978...
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Lib Dem conference 'now needs a second trestle table'
At their party conference, Liberal Democrats have been working out the implications of a post-Tory electoral landscape - including...
Scientists discover that brain cells die in Alzheimer’s disease 'because they want to'
'For years, we’d been trying to discover why brain cells die off in Alzheimer’s disease,' a leading scientist from the UK's Dementia...
Chris Packham's crime spree starts with bank job
Claiming to raise awareness over climate issues, the activist has just used it as an excuse to pinch hubcaps, vandalize a scout hut and...
Dog "Confident" He Can Teach Hipster to Stand by End of Week.
Winner: APepper Runners-Up: "Strictly pushes the boundaries of partnering yet again." (Sinnick); "You're going to grow up to be a Bully...
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AI Generated Image for “Mr Brightside”
Winner: Bill Clay Runners-Up: "The Teresa May School of Dad Dancing for Arthritics opens its door." (Lockjaw) "Macarena Cheese."...
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