Sudan braces itself for a wave of refugees from the USA in a few months' time
As USA prepares for its forthcoming presidential election, many of its citizens are making plans to flee the country if the Second...
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Jobs for the autumn, with Keir "Digwell" Starmer
The summer fun is over and it's time to create that funereal mood that lets people know Labour's in charge of their lives, so: 1) Create...
Russia threatening Nukes 'not even scary' says Streeting
With Russia rattling nuclear-tipped sabres amid their three day war in Ukraine rapidly approaching year three, UK Health Secretary Wes...
Mobile phones will enable people to X-ray themselves and other proposed NHS reforms
Wes Streeting has outlined some of Labour’s plans for the much-needed reforms the NHS needs, and told Newsbiscuit that the clever use of...
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"Just Start Oils" Protestors Take to the Streets.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: "It's still life, Jim, but not as we know it." (Modelmaker); Norman had been asked by 'Keith' to draw a...
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Shergar Found Under Leicester Pub Car Park.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: ".. and I hope you enjoyed your visit as much as I did." (Sinnick); "Harry couldn't get human skulls...
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Warning Issued to Ramblers Following Spate of Attacks by Feral Toddlers.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: ""Your last dad joke was even cornea than the one before."" (Modelmaker); "CBBC presents 'Equus'."...
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Beyoncé Shares, Phantom Goals & Poo-seum: NewsBiscuit Podcast 41
Comedy news from NewsBiscuit Featuring Guests: Sketchly & Dan Sweryt https://youtu.be/RTsg58Em8is https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...
Emergency plan for Boris’ death on hold and 10-mile-long conga line cancelled.
Street parties and signs of national jubilation have all been delayed, not because of lockdown, but because Boris survived. Retorted one...
‘If only I’d thought to use a wheelchair’ Weinstein tells George Bush Snr.
Having apologised for sexual assault, the former President has been applauded for the dignified and statesmen-like manner with which he...