Trump to annex Narnia
‘By rights, Narnia is American, wherever it is,’ President Trump told reporters yesterday. ‘A lot of people have never ever heard of this...
Free speech announces price increases
The Ministry of Democratic Inflation has announced an increase in the price of free speech. ‘”Free speech” was never meant to be taken...
Trump drops all tariffs
In a series of rapid reversals, Donald Trump has dropped all of his recently introduced tariffs, including those on oil and steel imports...
Reform to rebrand as The Chair Party
Following a Party rally which saw hundreds of empty seats in a modestly sized venue, Nigel Farage has announced a rebrand as The Chair...
Quakers defo more violent than Met Police
In an act of swift justice and unparalleled irony, the Met arrested teenage Quakers for the threat of eating hummus past its sell by...
Rachel Reeves to see if taxing the vulnerable will actually cause them all to leave the UK
The current (March 2025) Chancellor of the Exchequer has made the following statement, “We have heard this story so many times, if you...
Just Stop Oil explains reasons for disbanding
Controversial campaign group Just Stop Oil today explained the reasons for its unexpected decision to disband. “We’ve been incredibly...
Allied WW2 chat finally declassified
Messages exchanged between Allied leaders on Bakelite, a 1940s precursor of modern messaging apps, have finally been declassified under...
The West Wing remake announced
The White House has announced that the popular 90s drama 'The West Wing' is to be remade in an up-to-date format that is going to be...
Lethal injection ‘to be made from locally-sourced ingredients’
The state of Florida confirms all condemned prisoners are now guaranteed a carbon neutral execution with less environmental impact than a...
