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Mr Benn and gone
With the recent and sad passing of Mr Benn, of Festive Avenue, London, funeral arrangements have needed to be made. Mr William Benn...

Joe
Aug 12, 2025


Action Man to become a proscribed organisation
A spokesman for Hasbro has confirmed the UK government has proscribed Action Man. 'Apparently they are proscribing anything with Action...

Throngsman
Aug 12, 2025

deskpilot
Aug 12, 2025


UK braced for increased levels of sweating
The UK is experiencing another heatwave, which will unfortunately cause increased levels of sweating. Here are some of the embarrassing...

Raggers
Aug 12, 2025



ModelMaker
Aug 12, 2025


Guardian columnist fired for not writing about himself
The Independent Press Standards Association (Ipso) says it has been inundated with complaints following yesterday’s publication from the...

Jim Skinz
Aug 12, 2025


Synchronised Swimming Events hit Hard by Drought.
Winner: Sydalg Runners-Up: "Masterchef self defence class gets underway." (Joe); "DWPs new fit for work test labelled challenging." (TonyMc)

Kit Caboodle
Aug 11, 2025


Trump to invade Norway to get Peace Prize
With the talks between Putin and Trump in Alaska to shaft Ukraine looking unlikely President Trump has lamented the lost opportunity for...

Throngsman
Aug 11, 2025


Jazz gig will start 'whenever we like, man... this is jazz!'
Jazz purists have insisted that to be considered cool, jazz gigs must no longer provide start times for shows because jazz 'doesn't begin...

stewartbarclay
Aug 11, 2025

Joe
Aug 11, 2025

deskpilot
Aug 11, 2025


Prescott to offer free tooth extractions
Former deputy Prime Minister John ' Two Jabs' Prescott has offered to help reduce dire NHS Dentist waiting lists using his highly...

Guest Author
Aug 11, 2025


Lockjaw
Aug 11, 2025


Lockjaw
Aug 11, 2025
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