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deskpilot
Aug 2, 2025

Adrian Bamforth
Aug 2, 2025


Income tax to be reduced to negative 4% and all NI contributions to date to be repaid - Sunak
At what looks like possibly a desperate attempt to win back control of the leadership contest, ex-Chancellor Rishi Sunak's team has...

Throngsman
Aug 2, 2025


Lockjaw
Aug 2, 2025


Lockjaw
Aug 2, 2025


Sadiq Khan to impose 20mph limit on airport runways
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan announced today that he will impose a 20mph speed limit on runways at all London airports. ”The aviation...
eppursimuove
Aug 2, 2025


Two new political parties to join forces
Elon Musk's newly formed America Party has joined forces with Jeremy Corbyn's [Insert Name Here] Party, or INH, for short. 'We will be...

deskpilot
Aug 1, 2025


Starmer’s first year as PM: Unpopular decisions, delivered in a boring voice
After his first year in office, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has reflected on his leadership with the kind of cautious optimism that...

Scribbles
Aug 1, 2025

deskpilot
Aug 1, 2025


Horoscopes for August by Simon the Scryer
Aries You will be the man about town this month, in that you will be paraded through the streets with a noose around your neck, before...
Lockjaw
Aug 1, 2025


How I survived my miserable comprehensive school education, by Liz Truss
My education at one of the worst comprehensive schools the world has ever seen is well-known, but how did I survive to become the...

ChrisF
Aug 1, 2025


"We really miss Boris Johnson" - Despondent journalists pen open letter to Starmer
A number of Westminster press pack members have written an open letter to Keir Starmer begging him to ditch his bland, magnolia,...

Chipchase
Aug 1, 2025


Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month July 2025
Deskpilot is back at the to of the leaderboard with a very impressive 64 points across all the categories. Eppursimuouve is in second...

Throngsman
Jul 31, 2025


Cheating to be acceptable before Open returns to Turnberry
Organisers of the British Open have announced that the golf tournament could take place at Turnberry again only if cheating at golf...

Midfield Diamond
Jul 31, 2025
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