Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month July 2025
- Throngsman
- 1 day ago
- 7 min read
Deskpilot is back at the to of the leaderboard with a very impressive 64 points across all the categories. Eppursimuouve is in second pace with 29 and yours truly has managed to squeeze out 25 points this month.
Below the leader board are the links to all the FPs, NiBs and features this month, followed by the cartoon of the month and last, but not least, every headline published in July
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
Alba Late
billclay
cara
Chipchase
Deskpilot
eppursimuove
ian searle
james_doc
jeremynh
Lockjaw
Midfield Diamond
Modelmaker
Newsbiscuit
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
scribbles
sdferris5
sinnick
SteveB
Sully
Sydalg
Throngsman
Titus
Wrenfoe
wurstcasenews
Cartoon of the month goes to sdferris5 with Swanky Mayfair eatery is still trying to perfect the American lobster roll
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
Diane Abbott claims Jewish critics are 'just playing the prejudice card'
Increased sleep attributed to people snuggling gangs
ashbery
Co-op concerned all its members now age verified on Pornhub
Director General confirms BBC will not be televising Glastonbury 2026
Streeting left in ACAS corridor for six hours waiting for agreement
Streeting: Midwifery ballots on strike action premature
Sudan, Russia and Israel favourites to host 2026 International Genocide Awards
bigbadbob
Betting offences MP has a 2 to 1 chance of prison
Drunk lawyer asked to leave the bar
billclay
The Clacton Tapestry depicting an England win in 1066 refused by French museum
dannydodger
Donald Trump's dog eats the Epstein list before he can release them
Deskpilot
AI helps Keir Starmer plan his next U turns
Amputee surgeon refuses to take the knee
As a precaution, all Reform MPs give up the whip
Catholic church bans nun disclosure agreements
Keir Starmer confirms that Rachel Reeves is 'going nowhere'
Petrol station gets four star review
Pope upset because Sinner wins Wimbledon
Problems at doughnut company were sugar coated
Rachel's tears distract all attention from NHS 10 year plan
Reform tells Kent libraries to ban books with long words
Samaritans threatened with redundancy have no-one to call
Starmer sacks Neil Duncan-Jordon for being double-barrelled
Sylvester Stallone film marathon gets off to a Rocky start
Trump: 'sticks & stones may break my bones, but words - that'll cost you $10bn'
UK to recognise Canada unless Trump agrees Gaza ceasefire
docholliday
Money Laundering Racketeers get hung out to dry
Rolex are struggling - time is running out
dominic_mcg
Charges against Kneecap dropped by the facist pigs
Corbyn's new party designated a terrorist organisation
Feminists furious hearing about Lionesses' topless bus parade
Homosexual monk comes out of the cloister
In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hosepipes are hardly hever hauthorised
Lammy condemns Israel for using weapons UK sold them
dumbingdown
Epstein List names ask Trump for immunity from prostitution
eppursimuove
Israel’s neighbours deadpool - “OK, who had Syria?”
gerontius
Gregg Wallace issued with hosepipe ban
Trump : 'I don't draw pictures.....I just color them in'
Granger
Hollywood commissions script for "The Madness of King Donald"
Israel announces site of next massacre
Sinners can be winners!
Sue Parfitt to replace Che Guevara as terrorist icon
Symbol for new Musk Party: has to be the Rat
hokeyloki
Claudia Winkelman delighted as Edinburgh fringe joke award cancelled
hokeyloki
Man convicted of fraud for doing multiple jobs without being an MP
New sponsor for Lionesses - Lastminute.com
James_doc
Inflation: Blowing up
jim Skinz
Gregg Wallace to join GB News
Male sexual health helpline tells patient 'Your call is impotent to us'
admits his preferred assassination method has gone out the window
Torode in a hole
joe
A return to bushes as porn requires ID
Stevie Wonder can’t see himself retiring
Wallace releases statement after holding it hostage
MADJEZ
Sycamore Gap pair will be welcome addition to the woodwork shop says prison governor
mcdabble
Aeroflot boss booked in for flying lessons on the 5th floor
LA crash driver beat by crowd 'just getting his revenge in first'
Man United takes decision to print its own currency
Murdoch-Trump case likely to outlast human civilisation, say scientists
Russia struggles to deliver a proper earthquake
Russian stock market surges seeing more chicken taco
Some BBC programs to show warning: May Contain 2020's Social Attitudes
Trump loses patience with losing patience
Trump moves deadline to the Nonteenth of Neverember
Midfield Diamond
ICE to raid US soccer stadia after reports of Mexican Waves
Trump orders FBI to arrange Ghislaine Maxwell suicide
Modelmaker
Bumping off Hulk Hogan fails to distract news away from Epstein files
Netanyahu: Palestinian kids aren't being starved. Hamas is injecting them with Ozempic
ron caweleyoni
People smuggling gangs now offering return tickets
Trump sends condolences to George Osborne’s family
rowly
Bin Men refuse to collect Labour's scrapped policies
Boneless tinned Salmon are more expensive because they are harder to catch
santosh
SpaceX now a terrorist organisation due to their exploding rockets
sinnick
Britain celebrates that the USA is independent
sketchly
Happy Non-Binary 24 hour period
New Romeo & Juliet production: Starmer says he prefers the Capitulates
spankymonkey
Hulk Hogone
SteveB
Jeffrey Epstein rebrands as Epsy Max
Oasis, tragically, come to end of 16 year long 'Can't be Arsed to Tour' tour
Pile of discarded indoor footwear described as 'a slippery slope'
sully
Despondent Nigel Farage reveals his lifelong dream: to one day captain a 5-a-side team
Sydalg
Coldplay notices sharp drop in swingers' party bookings
thatwasbeast
Starmer now less popular than coffee Revels
Titus
Calls for failing water regulators to be privatised
Calls for inquiry into continuing mysterious deaths of D-Day veterans
Dianne Abbott suspended from Labour party for 1st - sorry, 5th - sorry, 93rd - sorry, 2nd time
France solves problem of migrants using dangerous small boats by providing larger boats
King Charles III graciously accepts Royal Replacement Bus Service
Poorly-lit hotel with loose stair carpet wins top award from Tripadvisor
'Porn not a problem - but children need protection from toxic politics' say parents
Unanimous 'guilty' verdict in Oz poisoning trial doesn't leave mushroom for doubt
tonymc
Environment Agency reports responsible for 60% of landfill
Farage insists Essex Police are all hard line marxists
Flooded Texans told to pray , yep , that'll work
Illegal immigrants drinking all our water, claims Badenoch
I'm alright Jack Association oppose relaxing planning laws
King calls for unity: billionaires should stick together
Samaritans in merger talks with Dignitas
Tories to celebrate Golden years of Johnson, Truss and Sunak
will
GB news scout Torode and Wallace for new cookery show