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ABBA holograms cleared of suspicion in Tupac murder case



Initially thought to be case of hologram on hologram violence, a man with three dimensions has now been arrested for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur.


The case is shining a light on other musical crimes.


Shaggy's deceptively simple defence of 'it wasn't me' may need further corroboration given that his honey came in and caught him red handed. She caught him on the counter and saw him banging on the sofa. She even caught him on camera. Donald Trump's lawyers are watching closely.


After pleading guilty to shooting the sheriff, Eric Clapton must fight the charges of shooting the deputy from his jail cell. Again Donald Trump's lawyers are watching closely.


Meanwhile Justin Bieber has been sent to Guantanamo Bay for enhanced interrogation, because you can't sing when you're being waterboarded.




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