Boris Johnson publishes price list for describing what the UK is not

Updated: Nov 29, 2021


The prime minister’s office has announced that from tomorrow he will publicly state the sentence “Britain is not a ______ country”, any time, for a fee.


The fee will depend on what word or phrase is selected to fill in the blank. The options are:


“French” - 20 pounds

“wobbly” - 25 pounds

“real” - 30 pounds

“square” - 40 pounds

“Welsh” - 50 pounds

“sausage shaped” - 100 pounds

“hairy” - 250 pounds

“very good” - 500 pounds

“disease ridden” 750 pounds

“cheese filled” - 1000 pounds

“Boaty McBoatface” - 2000 pounds

(Just use the blank) - 5000 pounds

“shits n' giggles”- 50,000 pounds

“corrupt” - 100,000 pounds


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