The drone that exploded over the Kremlin has gone on TV to insist it only travelled there to enjoy the ‘wonderful’ architecture of Moscow. Addressing Russian journalists, the smouldering wreckage said: ‘I am not a drone. I came to Moscow to see the historic sites. Did you know the dome was built in 1837 and is 47 meters high?’
The Russian journalists were mightily impressed. Even president Putin said it seemed to make perfect sense and no longer blames Ukraine, or himself, for the attack.