With the announcement of a new PM on Monday Royal Mail are introducing a “first day issue” stamp .The front will be an hologram depicting one of the two contenders, depending on which angle you look at it from.
The real novelty of this stamp will be in the experience of sticking it on the envelope.
During the development period last week one tester commented, while licking the stamp, “it tastes like sh*t, like licking someone’s ar*e.” Exactly how it’s intended to be, to remind us of how the new Cabinet will be formed.
Avid writers will be able to purchase at a discount of 10% per kilo (the weight of their job application letters).
The public might be less enthusiastic as they will be be looking confused and asking “on which side do we spit on?”.