Git the Younger to take over Warwickshire Council
- eppursimuove
- Jun 30
- 1 min read
Warwickshire County Council was rocked this week by the resignation of its leader, Git the Elder, leaving his 18 year old deputy unexpectedly in charge.
Git the Younger, also from the Reform Party, said he’d do his best but had rather unfortunately become leader right in the middle of his exams.
He immediately demanded tougher sentences for geography teachers, and called upon the leader of the opposition to test him on his Latin vocab.
He also called for an end to Reform making policy decisions after a few jars down the pub, since the landlord refused to believe he was 18 and wouldn’t let him in. Unfortunately, party strategists said it was the only way to make sure Nigel Farage turned up.
