God told us to sabotage French fridges, says Iran
"As the Islamic Republic of Iran," said a spokes-mullah for the regime, "our one purpose is to do God's will on Earth.
"That's why, when He said 'Oh My people, wreck all those fridge cabinets in French supermarkets and give everyone listeria and what have you', we instantly obeyed.
"I guess it's all part of His divine plan to make France the land flowing with sour milk and honey. God knows why He made us sabotage freezer cabinets. We're just obeying orders."
