Jenrick asks for police help in recovering hundreds of black outfits and face coverings

'Honest' Bob Jenrick has reported the theft of a large quantity of black outfits and face coverings, Reform had been able to purchase for a late summer fancy dress ball, thanks to a generous donation from an overseas billionaire; and had allowed the outfits to be borrowed by what was claimed to be a good cause, but which now appears to be a bunch of dodgy scrotes, who never returned them as promised.

Mr Jenrick told Newsbiscuit he suspects there were worn by migrants; with the face coverings needed to hide the scrotes' skin colour; and won’t be happy until the police arrest every person of colour then turn their drums over to recover the missing outfits.

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