Josef Fritzl to stand as a Reform UK MP
- dominic_mcg
- 15 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Rumours abound that Josef Fritzl, the convicted rapist and Vincent Price lookalike, who fathered seven children by his own daughter, could stand for Reform UK at the next election.
A spokesman for Reform told Newsbiscuit, "Mr Fritzl is currently in a prison for ‘mentally abnormal’ inmates, so sounds incredibly well qualified to represent our party in Parliament."
"Despite the fact that he is Austrian, it is understood that Fritzl is considering applying for UK citizenship and is expected to arrive on a small boat in the early hours of next Wednesday morning."
Depraved individual, suspected nazi, and a generally horrible person, Nigel Farage was unavailable for comment.
