Police ask undercover reporters to stop investigating Reform
- Sully
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Police chiefs have expressed ‘irritation’ and ‘dismay’ after learning of yet another journalist exposing dodgy dealings by Nigel Farage’s current political party.
‘It’s a lot of work’, a spokesman confirmed. ‘We have to interview people, look through accounts – it’s fucking tedious. Everyone knows they’re dodgy – couldn’t we just accept that and move on? Nobody makes us raid the thousands of money-laundering shops on the high street – we all just shrug and get on with our day. Why can’t these journalists just leave crime alone for a bit?’
Nigel Farage was unavailable for comment as he was reorganising his gold.
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