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Prince George disappointed not to be in Gryffindor


Prince George is excited to be going to school at Eton, because his nanny has read all the books to him. He is particularly looking forward to travelling there by steam train from a secret royal platform at Waterloo. And he hopes to study Defence Against The Dark Arts, otherwise known as Media Studies.



But he is disappointed that the sorting hat has not put him in Gryffindor House. He is puzzled to have been put in Boris House, which seems to be a watered down version of Slytherin. Its members are notorious for having no magical skills at all, and are mainly known for partying and sleeping around. George feels he's covered all of that with Uncle Andrew.




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