Reform Government to transform daytime TV
- Sully
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A future Reform government will lobby the TV companies to put some decent telly on during the day.
‘I have been selflessly researching television programmes during the afternoons’, a tobacco-stained party leader told us. ‘And the choice is pretty poor. There’s some great stuff on there – classic shows like Only Fools and Horses – and some wonderful programmes showcasing Nazi engineering – but most of it is home renovation dross and Australians with metal detectors.
‘When I’m Prime Minister I’ll need something to distract me during the day, before the serious drinking starts. We all will. So I will require the TV companies to come up with something wholesome, entertaining and thoroughly British. The Black and White Minstrels, remember them? Great show. Love Thy Neighbour – can’t remember the last time I saw that. Probably not ‘woke’ enough for the soy latte brigade. Chimps drinking tea. Top of the Pops with Gary Glitter. The 1966 World Cup Final. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Not difficult, is it?’
The move is seen as a vote winner among Reform’s base – incontinent coffin-dodging imbeciles with low self-awareness and frontal lobe damage.