Rishi Sunak has been photographed using Margaret Thatcher's toilet and said that it showed he supported the British right to crap ownership.
'To reduce the burden on the hard pressed water companies, this toilet has been plumbed directly into the local river.'
When asked if he was showing solidarity, Mr Sunak said, 'That's rather between me and my dietitian.'
The UK government has promised loyal voters and other instantaneously flammable backbenchers that it will operationalise the word operationalise in the next 10-12 weeks. 'It represents excellent taxpa
The paradox of the Rwanda plan is that claiming it's a successful deterrent requires admission that a frictionless border with Ireland only works when the UK is in the EU. 'We told them many times,' s
