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Surprise move by Iran


In an unexpected development in the US- Iran stand off, Iran has drained the Strait of Hormuz. Shortly before dawn millions of Iranians ran into the water, filled buckets and bottles and ran back to shore.


Many large ships are now touching the bottom of the Strait, risking their hulls and cargoes, and frustrating America's largely imaginary Operation Freedom.


Iran says that it has put the water in a safe place, where the pig-dog capitalist idiots will never find it, adding that it's not with their Uranium, so don't get any ideas. If the US attacks the stored water, Iran is threatening to put it 'beyond use'.


The US is considering how to respond. Donald Trump is believed to favour restocking the Strait by flying in dehydrated water, and is again calling on 'lily-livered NATO' to show some balls and get involved.



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