Terrify your kids with the Musk-themed PokElon Go this Xmas
It's the gift guaranteed to give your children nightmares this Christmas: an evil video game packed with Musk-based monsters that will get into their dreams and which they can't ever escape.
There's Tesla-chu - a silent car which you can't hear coming with secret door handles which no one can open.
There's SpaceX-itron, which fills lower orbit with thousands of satellites so you can't see the constellations.
And then there's Chainosaurus. It's a chainsaw wielding maniac which closes down entire US government departments, throwing thousands out of work and leading to utter misrule.
"Kids will love the challenge of cowering in cupboards, or anywhere, to try and get away from all these vile PokElons," said a spokes-joystick for PC Petrified Gamer magazine. "Just tell them to remember the famous PokElon slogan: 'Gotta flee them all'."
